Just a Few Top Reasons to Re-Elect the President

April 3rd, 2012

1. We need a president who will call for Congress to spend more money that we don’t have–a real leader who will do nothing about our 16 Trillion dollar debt. We need a president who will not call for cutting any federal programs–except the military needs to be cut down to the bone.

2. We need more federal takeovers of private industry–like the health care and auto industries. “Cash for Clunkers” was a smash hit–and we need more bureaucrats to manage our health care decisions.

3. We sure need to put out of business the coal industry (which produces 45% of our nation’s electricity) and replace it with “green energy.” The president’s plans to funnel millions of dollars to prop up “green energy” businesses that are going bankrupt is just what our country needs. Also, kudos to the president’s EPA for strangling the coal, oil, and natural gas industries. I feel the environment getting cleaner already. . . .while I fill up my tank at $4 a gallon and pay higher bills to heat and light my home.

4. De-valuing the dollar through “quantitative easing” is a GREAT idea! Give us more!

5. Telling the Catholic Church to violate its conscience and pay for contraceptives and abortion producing drugs was a coup! And then backpeddling and ordering insurance companies to pay for the same stuff—brilliant! (By the way, Mr. President, where DO you come up with such constitutional authority? I keep looking through my Constitution and I just can’t find it. . . . .guess you have a “special edition.”) What other religious group will you dictate to? The suspense is killing me.

Great job so far! (More reasons to re-elect the President to come. . . .)